Editing Bono (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==About== Talking fecal matter is a regular occurrence in the town of South Park, especially [[Mr. Hankey|at the holidays]], but only with the breast milk of a man can it become sentient. Paul David Hewson, better known as Bono, is a prodigy who can't STAND being called "number two" - so he travels the world with his band U2, breaking records and doing good, even though he'll always be a piece of crap. He has a special hatred for [[Randy Marsh]] - though [[Stan Marsh]] thinks he should settle for having a hot wife. According to the European Fecal Standards and Measurements Board, he took and/or is the largest crap ever taken on record, though Bono himself disputes the claim - and joins [[Tom Cruise]] in suing the town over it. Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)