Editing Best Friends Forever (section)

==Story==

===Description===
Kenny is the first to buy the much-coveted, brand-new Sony PSP videogame console.  This, of course, pisses off Cartman.  He wanted to be the first kid to have it, but now must sit idly by and watch as Kenny enjoys it. Kenny proceeds to spend every waking moment playing and mastering a game called Heaven versus Hell.  In a glorious display of talent, he reaches Level 60 -- the highest level possible -- and then is run over by an ice cream truck. 

Kenny's spirit rises to Heaven, where he's informed that the PSP was invented by God himself.  The device was designed to locate "the one" with the tactical skills to defend Heaven against the impending assault from the 10 billion-strong armies of Hell.  Since Heaven has a measly population of less than ten thousand, this is no easy task, and it seems the fate of all the universe lies solely on Kenny.

But just as the final battle between Heaven and Hell is about to begin, Kenny is pulled back into his earthly body.  An overzealous Dr. Doctor has revived him (despite the fact that he's been dead for an entire day), leaving him "alive," but in a vegetative state. 

Cartman adovacates pulling the plug -- his not-so-secret motive being Kenny's PSP which he's inherited, but now can't have because Kenny isn't technically "dead."  Cartman goes all the way to the Supreme Court, arguing that since he was Kenny's BFF (Best Friend Forever), he should decide his fate.  The court sides with Cartman and Kenny's feeding tube is removed.

Stan and Kyle, however, realize that Cartman just wants Kenny's PSP and take their case for preserving their friend's life to the media. This whips up a firestorm of protest.  Meanwhile, in Heaven, a much more literal firestorm brews as Satan's army prepares to attack the pearly gates.
Finally the stalemate on earth is resolved when the last page of Kenny's will is found and read.  It turns out Kenny's sole request, if he ever ended up in a vegetative state and kept alive on life support, was that "please, for the love of God, don't ever show me in that condition on national television." 

Chastened, both factions leave Kenny alone and let nature take its course. He passes away and ascends to Heaven, where he uses a golden PSP to guide God's forces to victory.  In honor of his courageous efforts in saving all of humanity, Kenny is given the ultimate prize a statue of Keanu Reeves.

===What I Learned Today===
"Maybe we should just let Kenny go in peace."

===Memorable Quotes===
* "Amazing, doctor! You've revived somebody who's been legally dead for almost a day!" (Nurse)
* "Japanese people don't have souls!" [[Archangel Michael]]
* "Basically, Kenny, you are Keanu Reeves." [[Archangel Michael]]
* "Hail the holy PSP." [[Angels]]
* "That's not Kenny! Kenny sniffs paint and sets things on fire!" [[Cartman]]
* "Oh my God they killed Kenny!" [[Archangel Michael]]
* "I can't wait to see the look on everyone's faces when I show up to school with a PSP.  I wonder if Kyle will cry.  Oh, PLEASE let Kyle cry!"  [[Cartman]]
* "What's the point?  They have a Keanu Reeves now."  [[Satan]]
* "All you have to do is play the game, Kenny.  Only this time it's for reals."  [[Archangel Michael]]
* "Kenny is the same as he ever was.  It's just that now he's more like a tomato."  [[Dr. Doctor]]
* "I DO have legal authority your honor.  You see, I was Kenny's BFF."  [[Cartman]]
* "Let's go to the media!  We'll make everyone in the country know that they're killing Kenny!!"  [[Stan]]