Editing Ben Affleck (section) Warning: You are not logged in. Your IP address will be publicly visible if you make any edits. If you log in or create an account, your edits will be attributed to your username, along with other benefits.Anti-spam check. Do not fill this in!==About== Ben Affleck was originally born to [[Stephen and Martha Thompson]] and suffered from a strange disorder called Torsonic Polarity Syndrome, meaning his face looks like an ass - or pancake, depending on who you talk to. He came to South Park to be reunited with his biological parents, but returned later with this then-girlfriend Jennifer Lopez when he met the love of his life, [[Hennifer Lopez]] (no relation) and they had passionate sex (while [[Eric Cartman]] slept.) He often spends time with other famous celebrities, like [[Sylvester Stallone]] at his son's wedding, [Tom Cruise]] at his luxurious mansion during class-action lawsuits, and [[Jimmy Fallon]] on ''The Tonight Show''. [[Butters Stotch]] isn't so fond of Affleck, jealous of his Oscar nomination and his former relationship with Jennifer Lopez... though not with Jennifer Garner, his current wife. Summary: Please note that all contributions to South Park Wiki may be edited, altered, or removed by other contributors. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly, then do not submit it here. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself, or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource (see South Park Wiki:Copyrights for details). Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! Cancel Editing help (opens in new window)