View source for Towelie You do not have permission to edit this page, for the following reason: The action you have requested is limited to users in the group: Users. You can view and copy the source of this page. {{Character_Infobox |Title= |Image = http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/characters/non-human/towelie.png |Gender=Male |Age=17 (towel years) |Aliases= Smart Towel RG-400 |VoicedBy = Vernon Chatman |FirstAppearance=[[Towelie (episode)|Towelie]] |LastAppearance=[[Crippled Summer]] }} ==About== Towelie is a Smart Towel RG-400 first manufactured by [[Tynacorp]] to make people dry as needed - or, according to Tynacorp's enemies, to make them ''too'' dry. After discovering marijuana, he got high and sort of wandered off however, and soon found himself in [[South Park]], where he eventually began trailing the boys, gaining compassion, and eventually escaping with them. Now free to live his own life, he tried to make it in Chicago as a writer but his memoirs fell victim to scandal. He moved back to South Park and after an intervention in "[[Crippled Summer]]", kicked his drug habits, and now lives with his girlfriend Rebecca and their son Washcloth. He continues to give towel advice to people in South Park to this day. == Quotes == *"Don't forget to bring a towel!" *"You wanna get high?" *"I have no idea what is going on." *"You're a towel!" *"Don't preach to me, fatso." ([[Towelie (episode)|Towelie]]) *"Thats it! Thats the melody to Funkytown." ([[Towelie (episode)|Towelie]]) *"So am I to understand that there's been a TOWLIE-BAN?" ([[Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants]]) ==Featured Episodes== *[[Towelie (episode)|Towelie]] (s05e08; debut) *[[Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants]] (s05e09) *[[Professor Chaos (episode)|Professor Chaos]] (s06e06) *[[I'm a Little Bit Country]] (s07e01; cameo) *[[Red Man's Greed]] (s7e07;cameo) *[[A Million Little Fibers]] (s10e05) *[[Medicinal Fried Chicken]] (s14e03; previews only) *[[Crippled Summer]] (s14e07) == Fun Facts == *Towelie has actual merchandise. In the South Park store, he has a [http://shop.southparkstudios.com/South-Park-Official-Towelie-Towel/M/B00AG39UMK.htm towel],[http://shop.southparkstudios.com/South-Park-Towelie-Hand-Towel/M/B00FEQ6IG0.htm hand towel], [http://shop.southparkstudios.com/South-Park-Towelie-Youre-A-Towel/M/B00G3GVPP4.htm a shirt with the man himself on it,] [http://shop.southparkstudios.com/South-Park-Towelie-Dont-Forget-to/M/B004DEAU3G.htm and a shirt with him and the words, "Don't forget to bring a towel!"] ==Video Games== ===[[South Park: Tenorman's Revenge]]=== One of the game's levels takes place in [[Tynacorp]] and Towelie attempts to guide the boys through the facility, but is ultimately too high to be an effective guide. Templates used on this page: Template:Character Infobox (view source) Template:Character list (view source) Return to Towelie.