View source for Mr. Hat You do not have permission to edit this page, for the following reason: The action you have requested is limited to users in the group: Users. You can view and copy the source of this page. {{Character_Infobox |Title=Mr. Hat |Image=http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/default/wiki_characters.jpg |Age=mid-50's |Gender= |HairColor=Brown |Relation1=Roommate/Puppeteer |RelativeName1=[[Herbert Garrison]] |Aliases=Hat-San |Religion= |Occupation=Teacher's Assistant |VoicedBy=Trey Parker |FirstAppearance=[[Cartman Gets An Anal Probe]] |LastAppearance=[[201]] }} ==About== [[Herbert Garrison]]'s companion since childhood, Mr. Hat is a small puppet with a mind of his own. A homosexual and unflinching racist, he also participated in the Vietnam War. Though he may seem like merely a puppet, Mr. Hat is capable of doing far more, including driving an SUV to break Mr. Garrison and [[Chef]] out of jail, beating up [[Mr. Mackey]], and spending time in a suana room with [[Brett Favre]]. He retired from teaching when Garrison became the fourth grade teacher, though he briefly returned to help deal with [[Eric Cartman]]'s "daddy issues". Now located firmly inside [[Mr. Slave]]'s asshole, he is living out his final days in peace. ==Memorable Quotes== *"You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!" ([[Cartman Gets An Anal Probe]]) *"Genetic engineering lets us correct God's horrible mistakes, like German people." ([[An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig]]) *"Don't apologize for me to that spearchucker!" ([[Chef Goes Nanners]]) *"Boy, that Enrique Iglesias can sure gyrate his hot ass around." ([[The Entity]]) *"Dammit Mitch, you're asking questions that shouldn't be answered!" ([[201]]) ==Featured Episodes== *[[Cartman Gets An Anal Probe]] (s01e01) *[[Weight Gain 4000]] (s01e02) *[[Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride]] (s01e04) *[[An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig]] (s01e05) *[[Death (episode)|Death]] (s01e06) *[[Pinkeye]] (s01e07) *[[Tom's Rhinoplasty (episode)|Tom's Rhinoplasty]] (s01e11) *[[Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut]] (s01e13) *[[Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut]] (s02e02) *[[Summer Sucks]] (s02e08; unseen but oft-mentioned) *[[Chef Aid]] (s02e14) *[[Gnomes]] (s02e17) *[[South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut]] *[[Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub]] (s03e08) *[[Chinpoko Mon]] (s03e10) *[[Cartman Joins NAMBLA]] (s04e06) *[[Cherokee Hair Tampons]] (s04e07) *[[Chef Goes Nanners]] (s04e08) *[[Fourth Grade]] (s04e12) *[[The Entity]] (s05e11) *[[The Death Camp of Tolerance]] (s06e14) *[[200]] (s14e05) *[[201]] (s14e06) ==Video Games== ===[[South Park: The Stick of Truth]]=== When the player is inside [[Mr. Slave]]'s asshole trying to retrieve and defuse the Snuke that was to destroy the town, a spooge and poop-drenched Mr. Hat can be discovered, and will add the player on Facebook, though he makes no posts of his own. ==Fun Facts== *Mr. Hat was based on a puppet used by Trey Parker's kindergarten teacher, believed by many to be "High Hat". *Trey Parker has stated that Mr. Hat's retirement symbolized the series' shift from "surreal comedy" to "commentary on current events". Template used on this page: Template:Character Infobox (view source) Return to Mr. Hat.